If You Do This Fuck You!

"I'm going out for a little drive, and it could be the last time you see me alive. There could be an idiot on the road..." - Radiohead - Killer Cars

Garbage overflowing? Just pile it on anyway, who cares if it ends up blowing down the street... Hey you lazy fuck, there's another garbage can literally 20 feet away!

Thanks for taking the last two spots, dickhead. It's a work truck, not a Bugatti Veyron. WTF!

Hey, who needs an ashtray when you have the ground, right?! If you see someone doing this, kicking them in the nuts isn't just a good idea, it's the law.

Despite what you might think, scrawling your name all over the toilet paper dispenser in Denny's does not make you an artist.

Really, who does this? And does the store staff just put it back after it's been sitting there for 4 hours? Scary.

"Hm, the floor sure looks like a good place to try this spray paint, I'm sure nobody will notice..."

Is it that hard to squeeze a toothpaste tube properly? What the hell? Clean that shit off!

Thanks for ruining nature for the rest of us, asshole. Take your garbage to the dump next time.